Anonymous said: What is a wet dream?

proctalgia:

its when u dream about going swimming

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time


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sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.


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bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha


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bitwisdom:

thewindwanker:

Can we please stop romanticizing Waluigi

no?


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fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies


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I said if I died choking on water it better be some super dangerous epic water slide and ryan said he is gonna build this notre dame of water slides that people were going to worship and that if I was gonna die like that he was gonna help and that one might even call it..

assisted suislide



laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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teamrocketing:

being really excited about something your parents don’t care about

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TOP PLACES TO FIGHT


animesghost:

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH 


lumpytoast:

petition to replace Zero Suit Samus’ rocket heels with moon shoes


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brarakat:

my eyes have been opened


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riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me


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lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up


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